Hey, it's never too early to teach your kids about the joy of sexism!

Overheard at a toy store, sternly spoken by a grandpa-looking guy to a little boy -- two years old at best -- holding a pink crayon box with ponies on it: "For God's sake, no, I won't get you that. Put that down right now. That's for little girls. You're not a little girl, are you?"

Perhaps the boy would have better understood why he had to drop the offending box immediately if Grandpa had told him a little more about the dangers of cooties?