All of our male readers want to know where this bookstore is. (The rest are too busy rolling their eyes to care.)

I was working in an art bookstore and saw a young man of perhaps ten standing a good six feet away from his turned-away mother, leafing through a big art book that might as well have been called The Big Book of Naked Babes. I called over to the boy, "Excuse me, but I don't know if your mother would want you looking at that." The mother turned toward me with an annoyed expression and just kind of huffed in a "how dare you" kind of way.

Then she walked over to her son, saw what he was looking at, said, "Don't look at that!" and slammed the book shut. After that, she just went back to browsing. Weirdest parental behavior ever.