I don't like pink, either, but this is ridiculous...

I was in a restaurant that had murals painted on the wall. Sitting near me was a family with two young boys, each of whom had noise-making "blaster" gun toys. One of the boys was shooting at a painting of a cat on the wall.

"No!" said the boy's mother. "That's not nice. Don't shoot at the poor cat. Shoot at people. There's a lady in a pink shirt, shoot at her."

So many good lessons all wrapped into one. Good job, Hellparent!