This one's creepy for so many reasons...

I was at Disneyland over the weekend and while in line for the security check, I saw a woman digging through her purse with one hand and pulling up the back of her seven-ish daughter's shirt with the other. The daughter had a tube-top kind of thing on under her shirt, and the mom was taking things out of her purse that I guess she thought wouldn't make it through security (scissors, a nail file, etc.) and trying to get them to stay under her kid's top. Great way to teach a kid about the fine arts of smuggling and security avoidance!